1 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,593 - (SUCKS TEETH, GROANS) - What happened to you? 2 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,929 I was in a focus group for a new Funyuns, hard seltzer. 3 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,348 I have a hangover, and I keep coughing up salt. 4 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,183 Please, everyone, shut the fuck up. 5 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:21,354 - Korvo, Korvo, Korvo! - (YELLS, COUGHS) 6 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:24,065 - Get out of here. - Were those gender-reveal cannons? 7 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,401 Yes. They were to reveal an all-new Korvo. 8 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,737 Korvo's second act! 2 Fast 2 Korvo. 9 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:32,323 I'm not focusing on the mission or fixing the ship, I can do what I want. 10 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,617 You're still hung up on that? We're not serialized. 11 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,996 Like that big, weird face on the wall. We've never set that up. 12 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,748 Tell that to my new robe. 13 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,250 - Oh, fashion! - Please, just could you hold off 14 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,711 on any big character changes until my headache goes away? 15 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,338 Sure, I'll just sit here and think about ship repairs. 16 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,924 - Thank you. - Is what the old Korvo would've said. 17 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:52,844 New Korvo has to practice for a stomp audition. 18 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:54,971 (SCREAMS) 19 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:02,145 Oh, shit! There we go. Nothing gets rid of a hangover like a big old dump. 20 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,229 (CAT MEOWS) 21 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:08,151 KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia until the asteroid hit. 22 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,029 One hundred adults and their replicants 23 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,531 were issued a Pupa and escaped into the space, 24 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:16,117 searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds. 25 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:19,871 We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet. 26 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,414 I've been talking this whole time. 27 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,458 I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo. 28 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,210 This is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. 29 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,087 Do you see me? This is ridiculous. 30 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,089 I hate Earth. It's a horrible home. 31 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,758 People are stupid and confusing. I don't understand hair. 32 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:35,345 Humans are always combing and creaming and fawning over their hair. Hair sucks. 33 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:37,972 A nice, smooth dome with blue dots on it is the ideal head. 34 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,480 - (TV BLARING) - (PUPA GROANS) 35 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,149 Damn, you look thicc, Pupa. What's the deal? 36 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,443 He gets backed up with stuff he eats off the ground. 37 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,779 Terry's supposed to clean him, but he hates doing it. 38 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,782 Don't let him hear it's time or he'll hide under the house. 39 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,785 We could do it. Decluttering stuff is a passion of mine. 40 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,537 Like pottery or Korean hentai. 41 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:03,039 Great. It's all yours. See if Terry's retainer is in there. 42 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,208 His teeth look like Justin drew them himself. 43 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,627 Hold on. Cleaning out the Pupa isn't our job. 44 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,837 - I'm busy. - With what? 45 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,755 Whatever the fuck I want. 46 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:14,050 Why the hell did you say we would do this? I had big plans today. 47 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:17,637 I was gonna work on developing unnoticeable lisp to impress hot chicks. 48 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:19,848 Well, excuse me for caring about the Pupa. 49 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,683 Don't be a butthole, dickwad. 50 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,518 Whatever. Let's just get this done. 51 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:25,854 MAN ON TV: (SCREAMS) There's that dead rat down here! 52 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,024 AISHA: Hey, Korvo, what do you want to fix today? 53 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:32,527 The xenon emitters are super fucked up. 54 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:35,196 I'm freeing myself from all that sci-fi shit, Aisha. 55 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,906 I need to figure out something grounded. 56 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,742 - What, like getting a job? - Are there jobs that are fun 57 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,495 with no boss and make you feel like you're doing something 58 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,747 - even though you aren't? - That's called a hobby. 59 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,834 Here's a list of the 7,000 most popular American hobbies. 60 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,003 Omit any that require a fifth grade education. 61 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,714 - None of them do. It's an American list. - Perfect. 62 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,259 (SPEECH IMPERCEPTIBLE) 63 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:08,062 - (SIZZLES) - Ugh. Negative again. 64 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,480 We'll just have to keep trying. 65 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:12,817 I really wish we could stop. It's so annoying having sex all the time. 66 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,819 It's like a damn bang bus up in here. 67 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:18,031 Uh-huh. I'm sure you're really put out. I just have this hunch 68 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:21,367 that we're destined to conceive the first baby in the Wall. 69 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,328 - Wouldn't that be cool? - (SMOOCHES) 70 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,454 Super cool. 71 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:29,209 And a couple of slabs of turkey jerky. Wife wants me to up my protein. 72 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,837 Bit by the baby bug? Been getting that a lot these days. 73 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:34,130 I guess it's in the air. 74 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,883 - Hey, it's the cricket killer. - (CROWD CHEERING) 75 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,885 - On the house. - No, I can't. 76 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:42,764 You can do anything. You saved the world twice. (CHUCKLES) 77 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,809 Wait up. Hey, in my old life, I worked at Best Buy. 78 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,854 But now, instead of constantly lying and ripping people off, 79 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,690 I want to help them. I want to be like you. 80 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:56,069 No, you don't! Sorry, soldier reflexes. 81 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:59,781 (SQUEALS) That was awesome. I just got wall-checked by a hero. 82 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,458 Please tell me that's protein. 83 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:12,794 How long are we gonna hide you in this church? 84 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,337 Until we know Pezlie is safe. 85 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:17,173 I just wish I could tell Nova. Newlyweds shouldn't have secrets. 86 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,217 The truth will come out soon enough. 87 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:22,387 Mm. Oh, my God. This is so good. You're my hero. 88 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,930 Yeah, I get that a lot. 89 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:25,974 According to WebMD, 90 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,643 we have to jack his mouth open and climb inside. 91 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,228 We're not gonna fit in there. 92 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:33,731 I can hardly even fit in my jeans since we learned how easy it is to fry shrimp. 93 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,651 I don't know, the Pupa's mysterious. You want to read it? 94 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:40,029 Reading's for narcs. Let's just do it. You just keep watching TV 95 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,907 - and don't swallow us. - PAW Patrol! 96 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:44,284 Aaa... 97 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,795 - Cherie, what a beautiful child. - (CHILD LAUGHS) 98 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,588 Jesse's light is shining on us. 99 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,508 This is Sister Sisto, my protege. 100 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:02,468 Our secrets are safe with her. 101 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,012 I signed an NDA in blood. 102 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,222 It was a blood orange Fresca, still legally binding. 103 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,309 I can't thank you enough for sheltering us for so long. 104 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,353 I just don't want anyone finding out about Pezlie. Especially Tim. 105 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:16,983 Tim has lost his way. The Bowinian church will protect you. 106 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:20,361 Hopefully, it'll be a short stay. Tim's guards change shifts at midnight. 107 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:23,990 I'll walk in, knock 'em out and have him back here before anyone knows he's gone. 108 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:27,160 And then his lies will be revealed to the rest of the Wall. 109 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,912 Exactly. I'll stay in disguise until we get to his inner chamber. 110 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,372 I don't think you should come. 111 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,542 What the fuck are you talking about? We've been preparing together. 112 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:37,712 You're emotionally invested. This requires a cool head and focus. 113 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,965 I need to see the look in Tim's eyes when he sees that I'm alive 114 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,343 and I'm exposing him for the fraud he is. 115 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:47,263 This is my new thing. I'm a hot sauce guy from now on. 116 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:51,309 Look at all these hilarious labels. Ass Blasting Hot. (LAUGHING) 117 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,395 Doesn't get any better than that. 118 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,273 Feels good to finally have something that's all me. 119 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,442 Yee-haw. I'm Tomatillo Terry. 120 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,818 KORVO: What are you doing here? 121 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,945 I'm always hot saucing on the weekend, my dude. 122 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,656 Yep. I've got the sixth most popular tomatillo in the county. 123 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,909 My sauce was featured on MasterChef: Behind Bars. 124 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,118 The one they film in prison. 125 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,245 Every recipe requires toilet water and shoeshine. 126 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:14,832 Damn it! I don't want to share my hobby with you. I want my own. 127 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,128 Time to silently knit up in this bitch. 128 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:22,382 I heard on Twitter that Bad Bunny has a cold, so I'm knitting him a snuggie. 129 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,591 I have never seen you knit. 130 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:26,344 Bullshit. I homespun you those Animal Crossing themed boot socks. 131 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:29,013 - Those were from Hot Topic. - We're doing a collab. 132 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:32,892 Ow! Ow! Oh my God, Korvo. I think there are needles in my eyes 133 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:36,729 Korvo, I can't see. I feel like Duncan in that movie Prince of Thieves. 134 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,648 Do you remember that movie Prince of Thieves? 135 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:41,651 The character of Duncan? They took his eyes. That's me now. 136 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:45,905 Yes, this is it. This is going to be my jam, baby. 137 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,990 - TERRY: Whee! Whee! - Fuck! 138 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,163 (SIGHS) This one better work, or it's back to being myself. 139 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,583 Is Terry here? 140 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,795 Green alien? Super-hot and moist? Whimsical T-shirts? 141 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,296 Nope. You're my first alien. 142 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,590 Yes. If another one comes in, tell him to fuck off. 143 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,259 - Trains are mine. - I don't know. 144 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,094 This ain't a hobby for the faint of heart. 145 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,304 - I have three hearts. - It'll consume all your time, 146 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,182 ostracize you from your friends and take over your life. 147 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,434 Enough foreplay. 148 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,978 How much to get me into a miniature caboose today? 149 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:20,648 Is this some sort of competitive hobby thing with your alien husband? 150 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:24,318 Or do you actually care about the locomotive arts? 151 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:26,779 I have unlimited budget and zero self-control. 152 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:29,115 Cabooses are right over here. 153 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,827 (LAUGHING) 154 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:35,163 (LAUGHTER RUMBLES AND ECHOES) 155 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,331 Well, I guess Pupa's bigger on the inside. 156 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:39,500 A real biological marvel, this guy. 157 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,794 Ugh, it smells like hot dog water. 158 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:45,673 Hot dog water never backs you up that bad. What do you think he got into? 159 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,341 I don't know. I don't want to be here. 160 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:50,887 Don't be a whiner, Yumyulack. We can leave when we're done. 161 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,805 Ugh. I got a waffle maker, 162 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:57,685 Yuck, one of those blacklight Bob Marley posters, and, oh, a Koosh ball. 163 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:59,562 You know, I got a couple of arms, 164 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:04,609 some pods, a ton of forks and so many dead goobers. 165 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:06,986 (GROANS) This is gonna take forever. 166 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,071 Thanks a lot for opening your dumb mouth. 167 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,907 Come back! Where are you going? 168 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:14,869 If we're stuck here, I want to be as far from you as possible. 169 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:18,706 - (SPLASH) - (CREATURE LOW-GROWLS) 170 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,177 Hold it. That's the alarm system. 171 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:34,514 Gen five Furby. Motion sensor's better than the Pentagon's. 172 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,723 I got this. 173 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,935 One wrong step, that gizmo triggers 174 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,395 and Tim's guards will hear its moans and creepy phrases. 175 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:44,774 That's why we spent weeks practicing Capoeira. Let's dance. 176 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,275 (SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING) 177 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,778 And after passing the Atlanta Trap Music Museum, 178 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:34,031 the train takes five seconds to reach the Tyler Perry Studios. 179 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,200 Korvo, this is amazing train work. 180 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:39,495 You keep this up and you'll find yourself on the cover of Chugga. 181 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,289 KORVO: Oh! 182 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:44,333 Aisha, have you seen my model Lululemon store? 183 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,377 Damn. I just scanned your happiness rating, 184 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:49,755 and it's an eight out of ten million. That's the highest it's ever been. 185 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,173 - You okay? - It's simple. 186 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,384 I'm a train man. I find bliss in the rails. 187 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:54,719 Now that you have a hobby, 188 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,388 let's get back to cleaning up the xenon in my vents. 189 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,557 Yeah, right. I'm never fixing you again. 190 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:02,977 This is who I am now. Look at my conductor hats. My Lulu. 191 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,478 Korvo, get back here. 192 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:07,148 If you were a real basic bitch, you'd call it Lemon. 193 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,525 But I can't lie. That hat looked good. 194 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,279 - Something's wrong. - What a shit hole! 195 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,197 At least Ringo kept it tidy up here. 196 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,700 - It wasn't always like this. - Shh. I hear voices. 197 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,578 - Someone else is here. We should go. - No way. We've come too far. 198 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,997 - Cherie. Don't! - MAN: ...in the top ten best albums. 199 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:25,291 I'm not saying we remove any Beatles album. 200 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,836 No, wait, wait. We forgot about Kendrick Lamar. (COUGHS) 201 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:32,423 Whoa, whoa. You can't talk to me like that. I'm the boss around here. 202 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,592 And if I say Home Alone takes place in the same 203 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:38,095 cinematic universe as Curly Sue, that's what it's got to be. 204 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:40,389 - What the fuck is he doing? - I don't know. 205 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,516 ...all like this. You're my fucking boys. 206 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,101 You know, those guys are dead. 207 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:47,855 Cherie. (COUGHS) Cherie, is it really you? 208 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:50,441 Bet you didn't think you'd ever see this bad bitch again. 209 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:51,692 I see you all the time. 210 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,944 We have a standing date to do the crossword. 211 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,821 Neapolitan, ten across, remember? 212 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,782 You told me you were gonna get into jogging. 213 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:00,242 - What are you talking about? - I'm sorry I killed you, 214 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,702 but hey, now we're ghost friends, 215 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:04,705 just like Ethan and my Walldermen. Right, guys? 216 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:08,125 Hey. Okay, enough sailor talk. 217 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,460 There's a lady present. 218 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,212 Uh, he thinks I'm a ghost. 219 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,923 - What is that even... - (COUGHS) Why are you a ghost? 220 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:17,635 Whoa. That's cool. I didn't even have to kill you. You backed up my lie. 221 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:18,886 The cricket thing, remember? 222 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,138 I'm not here to listen to your shit anymore. 223 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:25,643 - Look at him. I think he's really sick. - (COUGHS) Man. Running out of teeth. 224 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,187 (CHUCKLES) So thirsty. Gotta have a drink. 225 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,439 - Wait a minute. - Tim, what do you remember? 226 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,983 - How did I die? - Oh, boy, here we go again. 227 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,277 She really loves to make me say it. 228 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:38,781 I betrayed you. Stabbed you through with a toothpick cane 229 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:43,703 because I wanted to rule the Wall, and I've regretted it ever since. 230 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,079 Every single night. 231 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:48,124 Nightmares. I'm constantly having nightmares. (COUGHS) 232 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,709 What the hell happened to him? 233 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,045 - I think I know. Look. - CHERIE: The Burger King glass? 234 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:56,590 Vintage, 1983. Had the whole set when I was a kid. 235 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:59,218 - They don't sell them anymore. - So? Glass can't make you sick. 236 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,304 Not the glass. The paint. It's lead, made in China. 237 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,224 They had to recall them 'cause they made kids sick. 238 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:08,185 Real sized kids. Tim's only a jelly bean and a half tall. 239 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,479 He's been drinking out of it for at least a year. 240 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,899 Cooked his backstabbing little brain. He'll be dead in a week. 241 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,193 Perfect. Let's get out of here. He did our job for us. 242 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,904 - We still have to kidnap him. - What? This is what we wanted. 243 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,614 No, I want justice. 244 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,950 Cherie. Come on, take a win when you're handed one. 245 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,953 I want him fully cognizant when we expose his ass, 246 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,330 or no one will believe us. Give me the edamame pod. 247 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,750 - I'll smuggle him out. - I'm not helping you save him. 248 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,462 - The whole point was to take him out. - Halk, don't make me do this. (GRUNTS) 249 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:37,214 If we don't expose the lies, this will keep happening. 250 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,799 (BOTH GRUNTING) 251 00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,177 - (YELLS) - (GRUNTS) 252 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:46,807 Pezlie needs to live in a wall based on truth, not on his lies and not on yours. 253 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,477 (SIGHS) You're right. 254 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,896 Congratulations on growing a conscience. 255 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,442 Hey, guys, check out this tiny Lulu. Terry! 256 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,153 Hey, K-dog. Check this out. And feel free to video it 257 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,698 so you can do it at home. Choo Choo, motha fuckers. 258 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,492 - Damn, this guy's cool. - Holy shit. 259 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,911 No. No. He hates model trains. 260 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,080 Really? 'Cause Terry was just pitching us his model town idea. 261 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,750 You know, Candyland? Picture mountains of Lemonheads 262 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,376 and train tracks of candy cigarettes. 263 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,128 That's stupid, and it's not realistic. 264 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,214 It's as basic as a Christmas gingerbread house. 265 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,633 We've been encouraging Terry to get into model trains. 266 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,093 - The more the merrier. - The more the shittier. 267 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:26,138 Oh, come on, Korvo. Nothing gets me going like a hobby with a magazine. 268 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,265 - Makes me want to... - Don't segue into a montage. 269 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,351 - A montage. - (SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING) 270 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,912 - Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. - What do you think you're doing? 271 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,206 Judge Dredd's on vacation from Mega-City One. 272 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,707 Just a little gift from me to you. 273 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,877 Dystopian law enforcement officers don't fit in with my motif. 274 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,629 What about the White Hen Pantry I added? 275 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:01,298 It's a regional Chicago option for when 7-11 is too classy. 276 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,385 Would you get that out of here? My town is too bougie for it. 277 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,847 They've got great deals on individual Kraft singles, not packaged for retail. 278 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,890 That's not gonna stop Hen. Know what I'm saying? 279 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:13,394 I don't know what you're saying. I hate you. You're ruining everything. 280 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,562 But we're just having fun. 281 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,106 - It's not fun. It's my life. - (DOOR SLAMS SHUT) 282 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:18,941 (WELDING TORCH CRACKLING) 283 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,402 (TOOLS CLANGING, CLATTERING) 284 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,783 Thinks he can take trains from me? I'll show him. I'll show them all. 285 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,704 (CHOMPING) Nom, nom nom. 286 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,830 (LOUD THUDDING) 287 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,039 Babe, that you? 288 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,876 Uh, what the hell? 289 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,923 Korvo, did you move the house? 290 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,301 No. I invented a model train ray. 291 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:48,804 It makes trains, towns and rails, all at slightly larger than scales. 292 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,097 (ELECTRONIC CHOO-CHOO SOUND) 293 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,518 - K, this model is spectacular. - (ELECTRONIC CHOO-CHOO SOUND) 294 00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:59,064 - (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING) - Look out, here comes the 9:15. 295 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,984 The fuck! It's huge. Where does it even go? 296 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:05,362 It's exactly 1.2:1 scale of an actual train. 297 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:09,867 And it goes across the whole continent! (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 298 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:23,213 - (ELECTRONIC CHOO-CHOO SOUND) - (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) 299 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,890 What the hell? Someone told me the huge destructive train 300 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,643 was coming from the alien house. But I didn't want to believe it. 301 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,645 We're getting calls from all over the country. 302 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,605 You can't just put rails wherever you want. 303 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,190 Fuck you. Trains for life. 304 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,738 He gave us no choice. We're gonna have to kill him. 305 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,532 Okay, boys, turn those body cams off. 306 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,035 - (TIRES SCREECH, SIRENS BLARE) - Oh no, Korvo. 307 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,580 (SIRENS BLARE) 308 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:05,673 (GASPS) 309 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,007 - Train check. - (HORN TOOTS) 310 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,134 That's breaking the rules. No real trains allowed. 311 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,928 I'm trying to save you, you stupid man. 312 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,096 Save this. 313 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,056 (RAILS SCREECHING) 314 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:17,101 You'll never win this, Terry. My train makes its own rails. 315 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,901 (SHOUTS) Watch out for the mountain. 316 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:30,781 You just broke my plastic mountain. Asshole, that was expensive. 317 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,241 What are you gonna do about it? 318 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,742 I'm going to Tokyo drift. 319 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,746 - Crap, crap, crap. Don't hit me. - (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) 320 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:43,377 No! 321 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,379 (RAILS SCREECHING) 322 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,467 Grab my hand like they did in True Lies. 323 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:53,178 Why wouldn't you say like in Cliffhanger? I love that movie. 324 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:56,140 But I don't. John Lithgow as the villain, no, thank you. 325 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,312 That's the end of trains. How about you start a blog 326 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,773 or find room for Christ in your faithless shallow life? 327 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,276 You can't take away my hobby if I am the hobby. 328 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:10,154 Easy there, Korvo. That ray makes plastic libraries. 329 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,322 And now it will make me a God. 330 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,782 (ELECTRONIC CHOO-CHOO SOUND) 331 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,368 TERRY: Holy shit. 332 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:21,415 A 1929 CCR double XL triple steam liner. 333 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,627 (KORVO LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 334 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,214 (TRAIN HORN BLOWS) 335 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,305 (LAUGHING) 336 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,192 (PANTING) 337 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,861 Stop that. Get off me. I'm happy as a train. 338 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:54,114 (GRUNTS) Hell yes. Ethan Hunt over here. 339 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,617 Mission Possible, baby. Wait, I can do it better. 340 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,911 (GRUNTING) 341 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,955 Crap. That was worse. I got to try again. Don't have much time. 342 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,416 (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 343 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:10,089 Hey. A stub from when we saw Gotti in IMAX 3D. 344 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,092 Remember how Travolta's wig popped right out of the screen? 345 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,969 Aw, that movie sucked butts. Pupa ate that, huh? 346 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,221 I guess he's not picky. 347 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,389 (BOTH LAUGH) 348 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,476 Sorry if I was being a bi-atch earlier. I just... 349 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,603 (SCREAMING) 350 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,234 Yumyulack. Yumyulack. (GASPS) 351 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:36,782 - No. It's, it's, it's a... - A Javelina! 352 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,659 (SQUEALS, GRUNTING) 353 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,369 We gotta get to the mouth. 354 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,079 (SCREAMS) Javelina! 355 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,372 (JESSE GRUNTS) 356 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,210 (GASPS) I recognize this bite pattern. 357 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,170 That's the shape of Terry's retainer. 358 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,422 The Javelina must be wearing it. 359 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,342 But why? Javelinas are famous for showing dental hygiene. 360 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,970 Aw, he must be stressed out and grinding his teeth. 361 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,806 I mean, who wouldn't be when they live inside the Pupa? 362 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:06,103 (GRUNTING) (YELPS) Ow! (GASPS) 363 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,939 Okay, Terry. Time to be the hero. Just stay focused and... 364 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:10,065 What the fuck? 365 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,110 A frame fucking photo of Polar Express, Tom Hanks, but none of me? 366 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:16,071 God damn it. Stay on point. It's time to stop this train. 367 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,992 Stickers. No, no. They're all stickers. 368 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,120 - My God. - KORVO: I'm still a model, you dumbass! 369 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,496 You better get out of me now. 370 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,708 I'm gonna crash into Union Station, just like in Silver Streak. 371 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,168 But you'll die, and I will, too. 372 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,171 And all the chains at Union Station, the Dunkin' Donuts 373 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,089 and the Jared's (STUTTERS) Jewelry Store. 374 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,425 But if I don't have my hobby, what am I? 375 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,343 Without trains, I might as well be dead. 376 00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,054 Korvo, you aren't what you do. You're who you love. 377 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,307 - And that's me. - But you have all your own hobbies. 378 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:46,310 I wanted to share them with you. Why do you think I started 379 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,896 training in the first place? So we could do it together. 380 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:52,274 Really? Together? We can be like Stan and Barb from down the block 381 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,109 that started that homemade candle company? 382 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,944 Yes, but not as desperate and lame as them 383 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,821 because we don't have their debt problems. 384 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,657 Thank you, Terry. That's all I needed to hear. 385 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,075 I will stop being a train. 386 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,203 - All right. - (SOBBING) 387 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,038 Wait. Why aren't you slowing down? 388 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,124 I'm a long ass train. It takes ten minutes to come to a stop. 389 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,793 And my brakes are a little rusty and I'm dehydrated. 390 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,213 All right. It's just doesn't seem any slower. 391 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,381 You try slowing down with this big of a caboose. 392 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:20,010 (GROANS) Trains are so dorky. Cool things stop fast, like motorcycles. 393 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,554 Maybe become a motorcycle next time. Think about that. 394 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,306 KORVO: Is saving my life boring to you? 395 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,849 You want me to steal Silver Streak? 396 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,392 - TERRY: No. - That's what I thought. 397 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,144 - TERRY: Stupid trains. I'm over it. - Hey. 398 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:35,317 (FURBY GURGLES) Tell me a joke. 399 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,737 Hey! Where are you going with that? 400 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,700 You're supposed to be in that edamame line over there. 401 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,673 - (WOMEN GASP) - Sister, we have him, but... 402 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:01,843 He looks like he has lead poisoning from some kind of fast food novelty glass. 403 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,553 - She's good. - I can nurse him to health. 404 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,264 Everyone. It's a code red. 405 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,975 You hear that, Pezlie? We did it. 406 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,560 From now on, this will be a wall of truth. 407 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,774 - (BOTH GRUNT) - (JAVELINA SNORTS) 408 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,818 Let's get you some help, little fella. 409 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:22,572 This Javelina needs a mouth guard. He's been grinding his teeth, see? 410 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,367 Dude, why would we be here if we didn't already know that? 411 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,953 - (JAVELINA SQUEALS) - Go on, Javelina. 412 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,830 Go where the Javelinas go. 413 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,041 Be free out in the woods, doing Javelina things. 414 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,752 We'll text you a reminder for your six month checkup. 415 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,297 See, when we work together, we can do anything. 416 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,841 - Sorry, I was a dick back in the Pupa. - I'm sorry, too. 417 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,843 But, hey, we both got retainers out of it. 418 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:46,138 And next time we'll crawl under the house before Terry does. 419 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,889 (BOTH GURGLE) 420 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,727 Good job cleaning out the Pupes. He's in a better mood. 421 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,478 - Mm. He had a Javelina in him. - What? 422 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,731 Javelina inside the Pupa. It had your mouthguard. 423 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,774 Yeah, right. The Pupa's Javelina died last year 424 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,568 from accidentally eating some rat poison. 425 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:00,944 But that means... 426 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,865 - (ANGELIC CHOIR PLAYING) - (JAVELINA GRUNTS) 427 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,493 (SQUEALS) 428 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,037 BOTH: It was a ghost! 429 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,539 KORVO: That's stupid. There's no such thing as ghosts. 430 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:15,000 Yes, there is. We took one to the periodontist today. 431 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,918 Why would you not believe in ghosts? 432 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,128 You're a train. 433 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:21,089 I'm only a train because I lost my model ray somewhere in Nevada. 434 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,468 I'm reverting back to normal. It's just going to take a while. 435 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,598 Sorry you don't have a hobby anymore, Korvo. 436 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:32,476 It's okay. Terry and I are going to do a hobby together. 437 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,312 Yay! You promised you would make an effort to like it. 438 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:38,023 Yes. Once my body is back, I promise to like it. 439 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,524 What did you have in mind? 440 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,112 This is my all-time favorite hobby. 441 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,365 What is? I can't see what's at the front of the line. 442 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,616 No, this. We're doing it. 443 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,117 - Doing what? - Standing in line. 444 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,369 It's my favorite hobby. 445 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,288 What we're doing right now is it? You love waiting in lines? 446 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,664 - You promised to try. - I know. 447 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,750 - Korvo. - Whatever. It's just a dumb line. 448 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,168 I'll give it a chance. 449 00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,212 Yeah, line time, baby. 450 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,255 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) This is so stupid. 451 00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:08,387 How long are we supposed to stand in this line? 452 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,267 Wow, we're still here. 453 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:20,107 Huh? I thought once the credits started, we'd crash to black and be out of here. 454 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,113 You know what, once the production cards hit, 455 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:28,949 we'll be on to the next episode, and this will be done. 456 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,791 Just a little bit longer.